So there I was (inverted, of course) taking my place on my throne, taking the Browns to the Superbowl, dropping off a load, (read: pooping). Obviously next move is pull out the iPhone, and set off Doodle Jumping.
High score. No big deal.
News-worthy? Well considering the biggest news item yesterday was Ozzy Osbourne's lineage ("...and recent drug tests on Ozzy Osbourne's blood samples have come back.... Positive!"), I'd say it just might be.