It's rare that you come across a true token of patriotism. Whether it's a "Kick their ass, take their gas" bumper sticker on a F-350 Super Duty Hemi, or a good 'ol American mullet, these novelties are unfortunately few and far between.
This specimen was unveiled at a recent Ultimate tournament, and may just top the former examples. Without further ado, I present:
Ol' Glory: America's Best Energy Drink.
Complete with proper convenience store bargain of 99 cents, encompassing american flag print, and Army National Guard recruiting number around the top. Not to mention, just in case you forget, the Pledge of Allegiance. (notice the emphasis on UNDER GOD)
Needless to say, it tasted like baseball, tits, and fireworks. It was chill(ed).
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