Weekly Bro-Port

Alright maybe not weekly. Your concern has been noted and I don't care.

Brodeo (n.): A get-together or bacchanalia (might need to google that one, too) in which the attendance is predominantly or entirely male.

"Bro, way too many dicks on the dance floor out there, this party blows.

What bro, is this your first brodeo?"

And your official bro-quote of the week (month):

"The broportant thing is to not stop questioning."

-Albert Einstein, Brosquire

Weekly Bro-port

Let's call this the Weekly (read: bi-monthly) Bro-port. Excuse the Thanksgiving hiatus. Don't worry, it was well spent. And that's all you need to know.

Mashed Brotatoes (n.): Any comfort food commonly found in campus dining facilities, gas station convenience stores, or on Mom's table when visiting home. Bros love mashed potatoes.

"Man, I'm out of meal passes, looks like I'm runnin' on mashed brotatoes for the rest of the week."

Your bro quote of the week:

"If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for broversity."

John F. Kennedy

Weekly Bro-port

Busy week, sorry for slow updates. I mean it snowed here for crying out loud. For half of 2bros1blog thats big news (here's a hint, it's this half). Anyways onto your required knowledge:

Bilbro Baggins (n.): Pull out an epic journey (carry a keg of Natty +2 miles, multiple slampieces at once, or snowboard and surf in the same day, all acceptable brojourneys), come back and write an epic about it, and you're a Bilbro Baggins.

"That party last night was awfully crazy, remember Jason did 10 kegstands? He texted me this morning, talk about a Bilbro Baggins."

And for the bro-quote (completely unaltered this time, I swear)

Mark Twain was chill.

So again, sorry for the lack of content, we'll make up for it. Starting.... now. Watch this, fullscreen 720p. Mind: blown?

Weekly Bro-port

Better late than never, this week's bro-port is in lieu of recent events in the wide world of sports.

San Franciscbro (n.): A bro with his beginnings rooted in the windy, foggy, kinda smelly bazaar by the bay known as San Francisco. See also: San Diegbro, Santa Barbro

"Bitches and hoes may break my bones, but bros will never hurt me."

Stay chill.

Weekly Bro-port

It's that time of the week again! The moment you have all been waiting for.

Neighbrohood (n.): The concentrated congregation of many bros in a regional area; it is characterized by loud parties, fine ladies, and... bros.

Example:

Bro #1: "Hey dude this shit is getting pretty lame. You wanna find some girls and head on back to the neighbrohood?"

Bro #2: "Ya man, that's CHILL."

Broquote:

"Some men are born bro, some achieve broness, and some have broness thrust upon them."

Until next time, stay chill.

Weekly Bro-port

Time for this week's lesson.

Mount Brolympus (n.): Elevated sanctuary of the bro-deities; the place where immortal bros lounge around on their bro-throne controlling their bromain.

e.g: "Damn, kept both your collars popped through the whole keg-stand. That kind of power should be up on Mount Brolympus."

"Among those who dislike broppression are many who like to broppress."

- Napoleon Bronaparte

Stay chill.

Weekly Bro-port

"The most important thing I learned is that soldiers listen to what their leaders say. You can give them classes and lecture them forever, but it is your personal brocabulary they will follow." - General Colin L. Powell (an obvious bro)

With this in mind, we have decided to write a "Weekly Bro-port". This will include a bro "word of the week", a bro "quote of the week" (both of which will be on the following week's k-test), and a recap of all things bro from the week before.

Lo and behold, we will kick it off with the basics.

Bromo Sapien (n.): The latin genus and species in which you find your common bro. He lays the groundwork for all things bro. (See also: lax pinny, natty light)

“I got a tan of my name and lax number on my back, so I can be on the skins team, and babes still know who I am.”

Stay chill.